Welcome to Hell

To get started, please sacrifice your firstborn to Nyarlathotep when the first summer solstice has a full moon. Only then shall the gods be pleased.

• About me →

  Learn about the idiot who made this god-forsaken site

• Website →

  Learn about what makes this damn website tick

• Games (not working yet) →

  Learn about what games I declare are awesome and what games are shit

• Socials (not working yet) →

  If you for some reason want to contact me

• Terms of Service →

  I will give you 0$ to check this page out